If People Were Sentimental Like They Are On Facebook

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(Aggressive potato peeling noises) -Wow. -I just wanted to  say how genuinely blessed I felt today. -I look around me and everyone's doing such real, and important work... I just feel so lucky to be surrounded by such geniuses! -Oh, thanks Glen, I feel lucky too.

-Eugh.
-Ohh god.
-Oh boy.
-Not agaain. -What? Guys, that was really touching! -He does this all the time. -Yeah. He's overly sentimental just to get attention.

-What's wrong with a little bit of, uh, gratitude? -(Inturrupting) As long as I can remember my family has been behind me. -I wouldn't be anywhere without them! -So I just wanted to say thanks to my mom, my dad, my sisters, my brothers. -My aunts, my uncles and my grandparents. -(Happy sigh) -No matter where i'm at in the world, I know where home is.

-And for that, I am thankful. -There you go, I think that's really an... -Oh. -Okay.

That's nice. -My buddy Derek. -One of the best guys around. -When we hang out, my soul shines!! (Giggling) -He's one of the funniest guys I know, which makes it even crazier, that he's also the most generous.

-So here's to you, Derek. -I'm thankful for our friendship. -Awww!
-Awwh! -Sure. -(Group) Aaawwwww.

-Wow. -A lot of Derek fans. -I just wanted to say thank you. -To everyone, for supporting mee! I feel so loved! -(Group) Aaawwwhhh!! -Well.

(Tongue click) What's wrong with wanting a little love and attention? -Warning. Pretty dark post ahead. Recently, I was feeling pretty depressed. I was going through some dark stuff, but luckily my friends were there to support me.

(Music) -(group) Aaaaawhhhh!!! (Music) -You thanked your friends already, so... -And when I was soo sad... My family even came out, and supported me as well! -(Group) Aaaaaaaaaaaw! -You definitely already thanked your family too... So everyone, please could we...

-When I was at my saddest, you better believe my best bud Derek was there through it all. -Aaaaaaaawwwhh. -What the FUCK is so great about DEREK? -So yeah. I'm a lucky guy, who's so blessed to be so lucky.

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